(Or: Oh my god, words!)
As you may or may not have read, I quit smoking. While no longer cool and sophisticated, I am happy with this decision. I have not bitten anyone’s head off yet, nor have I thrown anything out the window. Hooray me.
As part of this, I have agreed to donate $5 for any and…
I’ve decided to go with One Million Moms. Congratulations, One Million Moms, on being the lucky loser in this challenge. I hereby promise to donate $50 to One Million Moms should I buy a pack of cigarettes before 6 months of my quit date. I will donate $5 to Focus on the Family for every cigarette I smoke between now and August 19. None of these motherfuckers are going to get any money from me, because I’m not going to smoke. But if I do (which I won’t), I will send the money and hate myself for the rest of my life.
It’s been 4 days, 2 hours, and 34 minutes since my last cigarette. I have saved $28.75, having not smoked 82 cigarettes. I would have spent 8 hours and 12 minutes of the past 4 days, 2 hours, and 34 minutes smoking. Ugh. Barf. Barf.